Tallahassee
Although it may sound like it, this is definitely not the type of cock involved in cuckolding.
TALLAHASSEE – A Florida man is definitely not laughing after being made a cuckold by his wife of five years. For those of you who are uneducated, and I know there are a lot, a cuckold is a husband whose wife was boned by another dude (clearly not a situation to be laughing about).
Ben Smith, returned early from work to his home on Friday to find his wife, Betty, being ‘hand-tossed’ by a sliver-tongued delivery boy from Domino’s pizza.
Betty Smith, 34, was reportedly enticed into the extra-marital affair when Joseph Barnes, the delivery boy, inquired as to whether Mrs. Smith, “wanted extra sausage with her pizza.”
It is rumored that Betty replied by saying, “only if I get extra sauce.”
Florida prosecutors are contemplating whether to charge Betty Smith under the ‘My Wife is a Cuckolding Ho’ Act. The act, passed in 1837, strictly forbids cuckolding with a delivery boy of any type, especially the pizza variety.
If charged, Smith could face being tarred-and-feathered, or have a scarlet letter placed on her bodice, with the latter not really sounding like much of a punishment for a cheating skank.
